众院策修独台臧,川西税议合笙簧

众院策修独台臧,川西税议合笙簧:

 

大嘴上周五突然发推说大王悔棋,让大A股过山车一样……

为什么大王要悔棋,百思不得奇姐啊……

路边社的阴谋论研判是大嘴和大王合演双簧……

说是大嘴深更半夜给大王拨通了热线电话……

“大王啊,俺听说众院要搞台湾了……”

大嘴啊,那咱这蟹议不签了……”

大王啊,不是都谈妥妥滴?

贵众院不是要搞台湾吗?……”

众院不搞台湾,就会搞通俄;不搞通俄,就搞弹劾啊……”

这是釜底加薪啊……大嘴你是向俺要💰,可众院是逼俺卖岛啊……婶可忍叔不可忍啊……”

大王,要不咱猜拳来定,俺喝咖啡,大王喝茅台……”

一个中啊:帝吧出征,寸草不生……”

哥俩好啊:维持现状,航母自由……”

三元郎啊:鑫胖放个爆竹……”

四季财啊414:0,等俺连任四年后再说……”

五魁首啊:五?百年,5G、五眼,我是老大……”

二五六啊:六?卅年,25%,对大王的六千亿刀商品加税……”

七巧图啊:加税就破7……”

八劈马啊:如果破8,就劈杰克马和腾化马……”

久九战啊:大嘴你是669,俺是996……”

全福寿啊:祝大王万寿无疆……”

不能喝的,坚决不喝……”

………

自此,只知中堂诚意,不知台海风云………

老子说:大白若辱、大方无隅、大器免成、大音希声、大象无形……

附:以上全为虚构,如有雷同,纯属巧合……

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