搬砖年年愁万千,不胜山姆催赋敛

搬砖年年愁万千,不胜山姆催赋敛:

在米帝俺有几大恐惧,其中一大恐惧,就是怕国税局给俺写信……

怕什么,就来什么……

月初就收到国税局的公函,要俺月底之前补交税款,外加罚款……

其实今年俺一直在等国税局给俺退税,左等右等,等来的是俺倒欠国税局的💰,还要罚罚罚……

胸中的郁闷和憋屈,像大山一样,压俺半个多月来茶饭不思……

自收到国税局的信,俺把俺报的税表检查了一遍又一遍,又到国税局的网站上去浏览了两遍新规旧法,觉得俺没啥错啊……

晚上也睡不好觉,翻来覆去地在想要不要去和国税局闹闹磕,又怕磕没闹成,招来国税局的审计……

俺本是小虾米,一般国税局对俺都不爱搭理,就怕送上门去,上了审计的黑名单……

可是又心疼冤枉要交的银子,失眠了好几个晚上,还是胆向生,冒着被审计的风险,也要和国税局闹闹磕……

国税局的电话是出了名的难打,需要十二分的耐心等等等……

不知道国税局给俺放了多少遍音乐,终于接通了国税局……

俺忐忑不安地拿着大苹果说:国税局大人,可不可以帮俺查一下,俺报的税,哪哪哪,是不是国税局给俺算的有问题……”

国税局大人倒是和声和气对俺说:你等着,俺来查查看……”

等了半天,国税局大人又通知俺:别挂电话,继续等着……”

耐心又等了半天,国税局大人再次通知俺:别挂电话,继续等着……”

等到国税局大人第四次对俺说继续等着……”之后,终于等到国税局大人对俺说:不知道那个国税局大人为什么弄错了,但可以改正过来……”

当国税局大人说可以改正的时候,俺顿时热泪盈眶,连声说:感谢国税局大人……感谢国税局大人……”

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