羽绿纶巾得瑟间,寡西普灰飞烟灭

羽绿纶巾得瑟间,寡西普灰飞烟灭

这年头,头上还纶巾的有大波斯帝国,寡西普(Qassim)是大波斯帝国的护国大将军,也是大波斯帝国比战狼牛掰百万倍的战神……

寡西普不久前还在网上得瑟:赌徒不靠谱先生,我就在你身边,你来咬我啊,你来咬我啊……

可是不靠谱先生没有和寡西普战神哔哔,只对米帝的将军们说了两个字:干吧!

然后战神寡西普就被斩手,灰飞烟灭了……

但问题是为什么不靠谱没说啥就突然要斩手寡西普呢?

寡西普打掉米帝的全球鹰,都让不靠谱忍了半年多了,难道真的是米帝一个合同商的命比米帝的全球鹰更值钱吗?或是寡西普叫不靠谱“来咬”,不靠谱就真的跳出来咬一口?

不靠谱一直说的是要撤出中东,因为不靠谱大嘴口中的最大rival不在中东而在远东……

斩手寡西普似乎会让不靠谱重陷中东,让远东的rival再次获🉐️911拉登创造的千年不遇的发展期?

回看一下斩手寡西普前发生了多少大事?

湾湾的黑鹰突然坠毁,是不是湾湾大选前的一次斩手行动,来威慑和冲击湾湾大选呢?还是准备舞桶湾湾呢?

三月半突然对不靠谱说要送他一个圣诞礼物……三月半可比外交战狼厉害多了,把吓唬不靠谱的话都说得那么温情脉脉……

圣诞节刚过,寡西普联合北极熊和猫熊在波斯湾和阿曼湾三锅军演……

北极熊早和不靠谱传过话:北极熊就是一只猴子,如果两只老虎打架,猴子会躲在树上只看不添乱……

而寡西普早就上了联合锅的黑名单,不靠谱也确认他是攻击米帝基地和围攻巴格达大使馆的背后黑手,而彭斯说911寡西普也有份……

班加西把喜媚娘钉上了耻辱柱,不靠谱也害怕巴格达成为他的滑铁卢……驴党不知有多少人都在等着不靠谱掉进巴格达大使馆的火坑中,然后再踏上一万只脚……

寡西普和猫熊加上三月半,已经把不靠谱逼得退无可退,忍无可忍……

不靠谱不发威,就真以为不靠谱是奥八一样的忍者神龟,或是奥八一样的嘴硬骨头软的宜兴夜壶?

马克•埃斯珀提前一天警告说“游戏已经改变”……

米帝开始从后发制人,转向了先下手为强……

不靠谱也说:这是结束一场战争,而不是开始一场战争……

其实,准确地说,这是结束传统的战争,开始一场新的战争……

不靠谱的新战争就是让领导先走:枪打出头鸟,擒贼先擒王,于百万军中,定点清除,精准斩首……

不靠谱山寨的让领导先走的新战争打法;将让世界从此无大战,因为战争不再是人民战争,不再是伏尸百万、血流漂杵、千里无人烟……

这种新模式,也让波斯帝国和三月半的核问题变成无核问题,就是核不再是问题,只要对能按核按钮的精准斩手,而且让他们无处可藏,无处可逃……

不靠谱斩手寡西普不仅化解了巴格达危局,但也升级了中东火药桶,不靠谱也可能在实现杀鸡儆猴,敲山震虎的同时,顺水推舟下令从伊拉克全面撤军……

让领导先走的战争模式,非常省时省钱省兵,非常适合赌徒不靠谱先生,再想一下不靠谱刚刚成立的太空军,也许可以教会三月半们仰望星空,随时都要看一眼有没有捕食者和地狱火,就算有再多的保镖都保不了命啦……

大锅如梦,一尊何酹夕日……

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