被拣选的

被拣选的………

转发《西奈山人》文章:

前几天我写了一篇《串普吹了把大的》,当时以为他自吹美国最伟大总统,所有历任总统都不如他,包括华盛顿,吹得已经够大了,没想到老同志还有更大的野心,用句老干部体诗为证:人老心不老,壮志冲云天。

最近,在和记者谈到伊朗、塔利班等极端势力对经济的影响时,串普说:

经济算个屁,以前的奥巴驴、克拉链、老小布施们才重视那个,他们的鼠目寸光导致了养虎遗患,为美国和世界埋下了祸根。

而我老串跟他们不一样,我当然也重视经济,实际上我搞出了最好的经济,但那只是我当总统的副业,我特么真正的使命是……(说到这里,串普举起双手向天)我是一个被拣选者,I am “the chosen one”

这问题就严重了。什么是被拣选者?这是《圣经》里的概念,意思是被上帝选中完成重大使命的人,最典型的被拣选者,就是摩西。

摩西是以色列人最重要的先知,被上帝拣选带着以色列人出埃及。当时以色列人集体被法老奴役了几百年,上帝让摩西把他们从埃及解放出来得自由,去往流着奶和蜜的应许之地。

法老当然不答应,谁肯把绿油油的韭菜拱手送人呢?尽管摩西好言相劝、恩威并施,告诉法老违背上帝命令的严重后果,但鬼迷心窍的法老就是不答应,他觉得自己有全埃及民众的支持,一定能战胜上帝,维护自己的黑心利益,世世代代把以色列人奴役下去。

于是上帝赐给摩西的权杖开始大发神威,它让尼罗河水变成了血,让蝗灾遍满了埃及,又在逾越节之夜击杀埃及地所有的头生人畜,包括法老的长子。

在摩西碾压性的力量面前,法老被迫屈服,让摩西带走了以色列人。但是法老又贼心不死,率领埃及大军追杀以色列人于红海岸边。

摩西用权杖劈开了红海,以色列人从劈开的水道中走过了红海。当埃及军队也冲进了水道的时候,红海合拢,埃及军队尽数覆灭。

劈开红海带以色列人出埃及,还只是一小步,摩西接下来又用40年时间给沾染了埃及恶习的人们拿龙,去除了他们的白左思维、奴才思维,把他们改造成了有理想有道德有纪律有文化的四有新人。

串普自封 “the chosen one”,表明他是真有那份天职使命感了,在他眼里,美国人、欧洲人,甚至全世界都已经被各种法老带偏了节奏,他有义务有使命给他们拿拿龙。

对这个野心,串普以前还遮遮掩掩,到处谈钱、谈生意、谈贸易、谈经济、谈协议,给人造成此人就是一个钱串子的印象,用了近三年的时间明修栈道暗渡陈仓,真真假假虚虚实实,总算完成了战略布局,如今到了跟法老彻底宣战摊牌的时候了。

他说制服法老这事,他的前任都应该做,就是奥巴驴克拉链老小布施们,但他们没有做。他本人也可以坐在办公室跟各种法老勾兑,维持股市和经济的虚假繁荣,直到享受国级待遇光荣退休。

可是,他不能那么做,因为他是 “the chosen one”,被拣选的人。你能想像摩西不理会上帝的指令,而自己去得过且过逍遥快乐吗?那是要入地狱的!

敢说自己被拣选了,就等于吃了秤砣铁心了,考虑到总统任期的限制,串普近期肯定要像摩西那样疾风暴雨般给法老们降灾祸了,直到他们屈服。

美军可以扫平一切,昨天串普如此轻描淡写了一句。

摩西消灭法老的军队靠的是神迹,相比之下这个问题对于串普来说反倒更为容易,7300多亿美元的军费,相当于后面十个国家的军费总和,并且不像法老国那样七折八扣,足以碾压全球了。

“the chosen one”决定了不能只说不练,虽然串普是个老狐狸,但不是光放屁不炼丹的那种,甚至他国内的老对头们,就是佩洛西和舒默这些民主党大佬都在催着他,不,是逼着他赶紧动手。

受拣选,就意味着要跟各种法老各种死磕到底,意味着责无旁贷、义不容辞、赴汤蹈火、急急如律令。

地利,人和,加上“the chosen one”的天命,接下来会有什么样的惊天动地?

只能说瓜众们有福了,有生之年赶上了千年不遇的大事件,并且还有望很快浑水摸鱼跟着分一杯羹,简直不要太爽了。

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